My co-worker did not bring me a donut today. I’m beginning to think she might not ever. She came into the office to announce she had called in sick and was not coming into the office. Then she sat down in her cubicle and turned her computer on. I suspect she was trying to get me sick. She maintained that tactic for several hours. Tenacious, I’ll give her that.

Even though she looked fine to me, I built a barrier between us comprised mostly of Walmart shopping bags and cheese sticks. We had a lot of those. I sprayed it with Fabreeze and held my breath most of the day. I think I successfully dodged her germ warfare invasion. I should know in two to three days.

The weather outside has been terrible. I blame her.